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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:21:23 -0400

castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:01:25 -0400

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me

joyfoust: friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:00:04 -0400

joyfoust:

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

Relevant? Like really, is there a murderer in your house?

hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:59:07 -0400

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:57:55 -0400

Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:49:36 -0400

lonelybonerhead: thegleefulhouseelf: kaliforniaa-dreamerr: theamazingrigby: sodamnrelatable: do...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:22:31 -0400

lonelybonerhead:

thegleefulhouseelf:

kaliforniaa-dreamerr:

theamazingrigby:

sodamnrelatable:

do you ever just look at your homework like this

I look at people like this

I look at everything like this

I look like this

I’m a train

otomuragakuya: a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:21:21 -0400

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:59:37 -0400

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:59:01 -0400

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

22roots: parishiltonsexslave: i wanna scream and shout and let...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:57:41 -0400

22roots:

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up

there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo

somebody did her makeup

these people were paid

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:56:14 -0400

ex-oti-c: hayleysimps0n: the-17th-chamber: Never seen this...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:54:37 -0400

ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

petparent: Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:52:50 -0400

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack

alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:52:08 -0400

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

Sheldon Cooper is Tumblr.

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:30:43 -0400

Sheldon Cooper is Tumblr.

fudgersandlovers: peppy-mocha: nigforaday: I think it’s universally well known that the saddest...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:09:15 -0400

fudgersandlovers:

peppy-mocha:

nigforaday:

I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with

EXCUSE YOU
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

EVER

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